Wednesday, September 07, 2005

All Together Now...










If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

(clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
(clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)

or maybe a little Sam & Dave:
Don't you ever feel sad,
Lean on me when times are bad.
When the day comes and you're down,
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm comin',
Hold on, I'm comin'
UPDATE: The homicidal scumbag still doesn't think anything went wrong.

Treated Like Animals? If Only

From a Katrina survivor:
"I would rather have been in jail," Janice Jones said in obvious relief at being out of the [Superdome]. "I've been in there seven days and I haven't had a bath. They treated us like animals."
Not quite, Ms. Jones:
Thousands of people are feared dead in the rubble of storm-shattered New Orleans, but at the New Orleans zoo only three of its 1,400 animals died in the wrath of Hurricane Katrina. The famous Audubon Zoo has the good fortune of being located on some of the city's highest ground, but it also had a disaster plan for the animals that worked better than the city's plan for humans.
So there we have it: in planning for a catastrophic disaster, our society chooses to save zoo animals and to kill human beings. Make no mistake, this is not a disaster but a crime.

Perhaps that zoo director would have done a better job as head of FEMA than that horse show commissioner. But in Bushland, no one can ever screw up, so it doesn't really matter who's in charge.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Reality and Its Discontents

We know about politically-motivated photo-ops, but this is unconscionable. Kos sums it up: "This is absolutely the most fucked up thing ever done by this president, in a long list of fucked up things."

Marjorie Cohn reminds us:
Last September, a Category 5 hurricane battered the small island of Cuba with 160-mile-per-hour winds. More than 1.5 million Cubans were evacuated to higher ground ahead of the storm. Although the hurricane destroyed 20,000 houses, no one died.
Eli at leftiblog notes that even the Wall Street Journal suggested Cuba as a model for disaster preparedness.

If only Fidel had been in charge instead of FEMA.

Castro conquered Ivan.
Bush was bitch-slapped by Katrina.
No wonder he refuses to face Cindy.

For Bob Denver - RIP, little buddy

Monday, September 05, 2005

The "us" in the U.S.

BushCo's response to Katrina speaks for itself. The question of whether the type of racism on display is deliberate or not is irrelevant. What's worse: treating certain people as inferior or as invisible? In any case, it could not be any clearer that Americans who live in poverty and have dark skin are not considered truly American.

On September 2, Bush stated that "now we're going to go try to comfort people in that part of the world." That part of the world? I didn't know that BushCo's efforts to turn the clock back to the 19th century involved reversing the Louisiana Purchase.

In April 2004, Bush, while justifying his democracy-at-the-point-of-a-gun policy, said:
There's a lot of people in the world who don't believe that people whose skin color may not be the same as ours can be free and self-govern. I reject that. I reject that strongly. I believe that people who practice the Muslim faith can self-govern. I believe that people whose skins aren't necessarily -- are a different color than white can self-govern.

As Robert Jensen notes:

It appears the president intended the phrase "people whose skin color may not be the same as ours" to mean people who are not from the United States. That skin color he refers to that is "ours," he makes it clear, is white. Those people not from the United States are "a different color than white." So, white is the skin color of the United States. That means those whose skin is not white but are citizens of the United States are ...? What are they? Are they members in good standing in the nation, even if "their skin color may not be the same as ours"?

This is not simply making fun of a president who sometimes mangles the English language. This time he didn't misspeak, and there's nothing funny about it. He did seem to get confused when he moved from talking about skin color to religion (does he think there are no white Muslims?), but it seems clear that he intended to say that brown people -- Iraqis, Arabs, Muslims, people from the Middle East, whatever the category in his mind -- can govern themselves, even though they don't look like us. And "us" is clearly white. In making this magnanimous proclamation of faith in the capacities of people in other parts of the world, in proclaiming his belief in their ability to govern themselves, he made one thing clear: The United States is white. Or, more specifically, being a real "American" is being white. So, what do we do with citizens of the United States who aren't white?

What do we do with them?
We let them drown.

These are the Bush Family Values.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Happy National Preparedness Month

There's irony and then there's irony:
National Preparedness Month is a nationwide effort held each September to encourage Americans to take simple steps to prepare for emergencies in their homes, businesses and schools. National Preparedness Month 2005 is being co-sponsored by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and the American Red Cross. Throughout September, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and the American Red Cross will work with a wide variety of organizations, including local, state and federal government agencies and the private sector, to highlight the importance of emergency preparedness and promote individual involvement through events and activities across the nation.
Look here -- and note the blonde-haired white girl, looking all safe & comfortable. Hmm... I didn't see many blonde-haired white girls in the Superdome, so... Hey, job well done, Homeland Security!
This call, however, puzzled me:
The state Homeland Security Department had requested--and continues to request--that the American Red Cross not come back into New Orleans following the hurricane. Our presence would keep people from evacuating and encourage others to come into the city.
Oh, wait, I get it: no Red Cross = more dead people = fewer living people, making the evacuation, when they finally got around to it, that much easier! Brilliant!
Yes, die Heimat is in the good hands of Michael Chertoff, who, days after Katrina hit, had no idea that thousands of people were in the New Orleans convention center -- and has the balls to blame the media [UPDATE], the local government, and the impoverished residents who could not evacuate. Un-fucking-believable. I guess he now qualifies for a promotion in this Bush administration.
BTW, if you were wondering, VP Dick Cheney has been hard at work -- making sure the cleanup and rebuilding contracts go to Halliburton. Sound familiar?
Krugman, once again, nails it:
Ideological cynicism about government easily morphs into a readiness to treat government spending as a way to reward your friends. After all, if you don't believe government can do any good, why not?
***
[The Bush administration's contempt for FEMA] reflects a general hostility to the role of government as a force for good. And Americans living along the Gulf Coast have now reaped the consequences of that hostility
Put another way, under BushCo, government is indeed a force for good, but "good" is defined in terms of the wealthy white Christian male in the mirror.
As Mike Whitney writes, the poor & black
were left to face the rising waters and the government neglect without any prospect of real assistance. When you can't buy your way out, you're left to rot; that's how the "invisible hand" of the free market operates. The message is clear: if you have nothing, you are nothing.
New slogan for the GOP: "If You're Brown, It's Trickle Down or Drown"

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Good Fucking Question

Atrios on BushCo's handling of the Gulf Coast disaster:
The emergency preparedness for a medium scale biological or chemical attack, or the "dirty bomb" scenario, would be exactly identical to the kind of preparedness you'd have for a natural disaster of this type. Sure, some of the complications would be different in the various situations, but the basic needs - mass evacuation, temporary shelter, the provision of safe food and water, medical care - would be the same.

Haven't they done fucking anything in 4 years?
This is what you get when an administration is filled with incompetents.
It could not be more obvious that those in power don't really give a damn about the fate of poor black folk -- they're too busy destroying the lives of other darker-skinned people.
More here and here.

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Saturday, August 06, 2005

The Greatest Act of Terrorism

Sixty years ago, the U.S. dropped two WMDs over Japan, killing a quarter of a million human beings (mostly civilians). Another quarter million continue to suffer the physical consequences today.
Read:

Monday, July 25, 2005

Melted Idol

DRog brings the funny:
...the audience grew even larger and more enthusiastic when platinum-blonde '80s pop prince Billy Idol delivered a set of oldies such as "Dancing With Myself" and "White Wedding."

At age 50, Idol looked as if he'd stepped out of Madame Tussaud's wax museum, and the heat and his ridiculous leather pants threatened to make him melt onstage, which would have been the most entertaining part of his show.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Taking Over the Controls

Gotta have some laughs as the neo-fascists take another step forward...
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
--Lloyd Bridges as Steven McCrosky

Monday, July 11, 2005

iCanned

Jacques Chailley in 1961 (i.e., pre-Walkman, pre-iPod):
The fantastic success of the L.P. record, which has found its way into every home, is perhaps the most important single event in the history of twentieth-century music. Combined with the no less spectacular diffusion of radio and television, it has resulted in "canned music" having become the essential musical nourishment of our generation. ... Thanks to "canned music" we hear infinitely more music than ever before and, if we desire it, of infinitely better quality. But do we listen to it as well as we used to? The best tinned products can never take the place of a sauce carefully prepared and left to simmer slowly over the fire. Is not the loss of that human contact which the concert hall ensures an exorbitant price to pay for this extraordinary all-round enrichment?
from 40,000 Years of Music: Man in Search of Music

Friday, June 24, 2005

Mmmm... pizza...

Another fine piece of investigative journalism from Steve Colbert.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Who's Crazy?

A rare moment of sanity on Capitol Hill, courtesy of George Galloway. Democrats should take a few lessons from this George.

But turn the dial to 60 Minutes for some more insanity from the American Taliban that makes me want to throw my TV and/or myself out the window. Jesus Fucking Christ. Let's hope the ACLU puts an end to this particular form of abuse & homicide.

UPDATE: Katha Pollitt on "Virginity or Death!":
What is it with these right-wing Christians? Faced with a choice between sex and death, they choose death every time. No sex ed or contraception for teens, no sex for the unwed, no condoms for gays, no abortion for anyone.... *** As they flex their political muscle, right-wing Christians increasingly reveal their condescending view of women as moral children who need to be kept in line sexually by fear. That's why antichoicers will never answer the call of prochoicers to join them in reducing abortions by making birth control more widely available: They want it to be less available. Their real interest goes way beyond protecting fetuses--it's in keeping sex tied to reproduction to keep women in their place.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

What Fucking Balls

A magazine made what may be a serious mistake (though of course there's a heap of other documented cases of the military's systematic use of severe humiliation tactics, subsequently buried after the initial uproar over Abu Graib):
Newsweek magazine, under fire for an article that prompted violent protests by mistakenly reporting that U.S. interrogators at Guantanamo Bay had desecrated the Quran, said Monday it was investigating the matter and would make other corrections or retractions if needed.
***
"It's puzzling. While Newsweek now acknowledges that they got the facts wrong, they refuse to retract the story," said presidential spokesman Scott McClellan. "I think there's a certain journalistic standard that should be met. In this instance it was not.
"This was a report based on a single anonymous source that could not substantiate the allegation that was made," McClellan added. "The report has had serious consequences. People have lost their lives. The image of the United States abroad has been damaged. I just find it puzzling."
Let's get this straight: It has been definitively proven that the Bush Administration intentionally lied to justify its invasion of Iraq, which led to hundreds of thousands dead and wounded, and free promotion for Al-Qaeda's recruiting department. They've never admitted a mistake, and our Kommander-and-Thief has even joked about the fact that there were no WMDs. The incompetence of their intelligence gathering and war planning has been shown to be roughly equivalent to that of the Russians in WWI. And they have the nerve to criticize the "journalistic standards" of a magazine? As if Newsweek is responsible for increasing anti-American sentiment around the world, and not Bush's militant imperialist policies.

What fucking balls.

UPDATE: kos has a similar post, without pointing out the obvious.

UPDATE: Taibbi chimes in:
It's funny. The only time anyone thinks to blast the use of "unnamed sources" is when the mistake occurs in that rarest of phenomena in mainstream journalism: the dissenting piece of investigative journalism. *** [K]issing ass is not a crime in America, while questioning the government often is. At least, you better not screw it up if you try. God help you then.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Round One: Fat Cats 1, Theocrats 0

This filibuster "compromise" is a travesty.

LiberalOasis gets it exactly right:
pressure from corporate interests (who want the judges, but also want the Senate to function so they can get more friendly legislation) is still cutting against the efforts of the Dobsonites [the radical theocrats led by James Dobson].

Fox’s Chris Wallace said yesterday, “I talked to a big business executive this week who was not happy [about the nuclear option]...he said, this is going to be bad for business if the Senate shuts down.”

Yup, Congress was on quite a roll, with class action "reform," bankruptcy "reform," repeal of the inheritance tax, tax breaks and drilling rights given to oil companies, etc. This resolution of the current filibuster struggle perfectly illustrates what today's Republicans (and most Democrats) are all about: lots of noise from the Christo-fascist fundamentalists, but ultimately the wealthy elite calls the shots. There was no way they were gonna risk a shut down of the expensive machinery that rubber-stamps their piracy.

However, this battle for control within the GOP is far from over. Once a seat opens on the Supreme Court, the theocrats will put everything they have (and then some) into getting their way, since the Supremes are the ones who ultimately rule on the issues that matter most to them (marriage, reproductive rights, church/state separation, etc). Should they succeed, there may be no going back.

These judges are by any measure (except perhaps whatever measure they use, if any, in Texas) incompetent and unethical jurists -- especially Karl Rove's hand-crafted monster Priscilla Owen, who thought nothing of taking money from Enron and Halliburton, not recusing herself from cases in which they were a party, and ruling in their favor.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Rich on the Anti-Gay Crusade

Frank Rich explains why Republicans are so intent on going "nuclear" (read it while you can):

Today's judge-bashing firebrands often say that it isn't homosexuality per se that riles them, only the potential legalization of same-sex marriage by the courts. That's a sham. These people have been attacking gay people since well before Massachusetts judges took up the issue of marriage, Vermont legalized civil unions or Gavin Newsom was in grade school. The Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors hate groups, characterizes the religious right's anti-gay campaign as a 30-year war, dating back to the late 1970's, when the Miss America runner-up Anita Bryant championed the overturning of an anti-discrimination law protecting gay men and lesbians in Dade County, Fla., and the Rev. Jerry Falwell's newly formed Moral Majority issued a "Declaration of War" against homosexuality. A quarter-century later these views remained so unreconstructed that Mr. Falwell and the Rev. *** Their cronies are no different. As The Washington Post reported, Rick Scarborough, the Texas preacher and Tom DeLay acolyte whose "Patriot Pastor" network is a leading player in the judiciary battle, first became active in politics in 1992, when he helped oust a local high-school principal for the crime of presiding over an AIDS-awareness assembly. ***

Which judges do these people admire? Their patron saint is the former Alabama chief justice Roy S. Moore, best known for his activism in displaying the Ten Commandments; in a ruling against a lesbian mother in a custody case, Mr. Moore deemed homosexuality "abhorrent, immoral, detestable, a crime against nature" and suggested that the state had the power to prohibit homosexual "conduct" with penalties including "confinement and even execution." Another hero is William H. Pryor Jr., the former Alabama attorney general whose nomination to the federal bench was approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday. A Pryor brief to the Supreme Court on behalf of the Texas anti-sodomy law argued that decriminalized gay sex would lead to legalized necrophilia, bestiality and child pornography. It was Justice Anthony Kennedy's eloquent dismissal of such vitriol in his 2003 majority opinion striking down the Texas statute that has since made him the right's No. 1 judicial piñata.

What adds a peculiar dynamic to this anti-gay juggernaut is the continued emergence of gay people within its ranks.

Happy Birthday, Studs!

93 and counting

Virtual Studs

Nervous Proofreaders Are

How many times do you think writers and editors are going over stories that mention the title of the new Star Wars film, "Revenge of the Sith"?
Future Congressional investigations I see.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Golden Skeleton

A new act of identity correction by The Yes Men
(read this and this for a refresher on Dow & Bhopal)

Monday, May 02, 2005

Eva Cracks Wise

A few jokes for the White House stenographers.
Hey, remember this hilarious bit by hubby last year?

A murderous psychopath and his obedient poodles.

Letters, they get letters

The Sun-Times gets my 2 cents (rather than 50):
Regarding the May 2, 2005, commentary by Lisa A. Rickard, "Lawsuits choking state's economy":
Lisa Rickard is absolutely right that there is an "abusive legal climate" in Illinois. However, like others arguing for "tort reform," she fails to acknowledge that businesses are more responsible for this abuse than are "trial lawyers": According to a study by Public Citizen, corporations "file four times [in Cook County, almost six times] as many lawsuits as do individuals represented by trial attorneys, and they are penalized by judges much more often for pursuing frivolous litigation." So while there are certainly many frivolous tort claims filed by "trial lawyers," the much greater problem -- ignored by pro-corporate shills like Rickard -- is the out-of-control litigiousness of corporate lawyers.
Jason Guthartz
Lakeview
Here's that study. From the summary:
Corporations think America is too litigious only when they are on the receiving end of a lawsuit. But when they feel aggrieved, businesses are far more likely to take their beef to court than are consumers.
I should have also referred to these facts (taken from this article):
[T]he numbers don't support the corporate claims. The frequency of tort suits has been declining for a decade. According to an April 2004 Department of Justice study, the number of tort cases in state courts declined by nearly a third (32 percent) between 1992 and 2001. Only 3 percent of cases ever go to trial and the median jury trial award fell by more than half, from $64,000 in 1992 to $28,000 in 2001.
More here:

Sunday, May 01, 2005

119 Years Later...

In the post-Reagan era of corporate piracy, the assault on workers continues; as Molly Ivins points out:
The Tax Justice Network recently reported the world's richest individuals have placed $11.5 trillion in assets in offshore tax havens to avoid paying taxes, a sum 10 times the GDP of Great Britain. The ratio of CEO pay to average worker pay reached 301 to one in 2003. *** In 1982, the ratio was 42 to one. ***
In previous recoveries, workers got an average of 49 percent of the national income gains, while corporate profits got 18 percent. This time, the workers are getting 23 percent and the corporations are getting 44 percent — about one half as much as the share that has gone to corporate profits.

Looking at the statistics from another perspective, if we assume a 9-5 workday, by 4:00pm on the first workday of the year, the average CEO will have earned more than the average worker will earn in the entire year. (Or: From 1982 to 2003, the time it took the average CEO to earn the average worker's annual income went from seven days to seven hours.) As the wealthy keep getting their tax breaks, the trickling tinkling down continues. more here

Even businesses which some might think would have a more enlightened approach to labor rights have sided with the forces of global destruction.

In yet another Orwellian reversal, Bush's "ownership society" has nothing to do with what that might really mean.

Today, May Day, is the time to join the movement that will correct such reversals, demanding basic fairness and responsibility along with an end to imperial aggression.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Uncanny - Looney, even

Though I abhor Christopher Hitchens' politics, especially his position on the invasion/occupation of Iraq, I agree wholeheartedly with his anti-theist views, in that "I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful."

But every now and then something happens that makes me think there may be something to such metaphysical nonsense. To wit: As I was getting out of the shower this morning, for some reason I was thinking about one of my favorite pieces of recorded music: the version of Gerry Hemingway's "If You Like" on his Quintet's CD Slamadam. Lo and behold, not more than 30 minutes later, I hear the tune played on the WNUR Jazz Show (by DJ Mike B, I believe). I thought, "Maybe I heard the DJ say something before I went in the shower about Hemingway or the Random Acoustics label or something like that which would have made me think of that tune" -- but no, he didn't.

This kind of stuff happens a lot. Most memorably, one evening before bed I decided to read an article about the great filmmaker Chuck Jones -- someone about whom I'd never read anything before -- and when I woke up the next morning and turned on the radio, I heard the announcement of his death.

But instead of bending my knees and looking towards the sky, I'd rather just savor the moment, giggle, and move on, thinking "how strange and lovely."

F'n Tommy F.

A year after derailing the Thomas Friedman "globalization train" theory, Matt Taibbi chimes in on a new load of horseshit by that racist neoliberal apologist, whose misguided ideas about political economy are less nauseating than his compulsive habit of opening a Pandora's box of mixed-metaphorical worms and letting them run amok:
Friedman is such a genius of literary incompetence that even his most innocent passages invite feature-length essays. I'll give you an example, drawn at random from The World Is Flat. On page 174, Friedman is describing a flight he took on Southwest Airlines from Baltimore to Hartford, Connecticut. (Friedman never forgets to name the company or the brand name; if he had written The Metamorphosis, Gregor Samsa would have awoken from uneasy dreams in a Sealy Posturepedic.) Here's what he says:

I stomped off, went through security, bought a Cinnabon, and glumly sat at the back of the B line, waiting to be herded on board so that I could hunt for space in the overhead bins.

Forget the Cinnabon. Name me a herd animal that hunts. Name me one.

This would be a small thing were it not for the overall pattern. Thomas Friedman does not get these things right even by accident. It's not that he occasionally screws up and fails to make his metaphors and images agree. It's that he always screws it up. He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible....
Taibbi continues:
In a Friedman book, the reader naturally seizes up in dread the instant a suggestive word like "Windows" is introduced; you wince, knowing what's coming, the same way you do when Leslie Nielsen orders a Black Russian. And Friedman doesn't disappoint. His description of the early 90s:

The walls had fallen down and the Windows had opened, making the world much flatter than it had ever been—but the age of seamless global communication had not yet dawned.

How the fuck do you open a window in a fallen wall? More to the point, why would you open a window in a fallen wall? Or did the walls somehow fall in such a way that they left the windows floating in place to be opened?

Four hundred and 73 pages of this, folks. Is there no God?
C'mon, Matt -- of course not.

Workers Memorial Day

The statistics are horrifying.
Here's a good idea that will probably get nowhere with our corporatist Congress. But now's as good a time as any to spread the word.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Wall, meet Head

The Daily Show once again exposes the SCLM.

Any wonder how crap like this can happen here?

Well, at least the Head Homophobe hasn't (yet) proposed that we convert abandoned military bases into massive "gay bathhouses." No, these retrofitted facilities will not produce Holy Smoke indicating the cremation of Cher fans, but rather smoke which will merely expedite the destruction of all humankind.

Oh, screw it all -- let's party!! (and they're ruining that as well)

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Directorial Range

A real NYT article discusses a new film, The Great New Wonderful, about
a handful of New Yorkers a year after the [9/11] attacks as they struggle to cope with emotions - grief, rage, helplessness - that seem inexplicable, and that have no obvious outlet. The director [is] Danny Leiner - known for the stoner movies "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle"....
I don't know if the director is any good, but this will certainly make a Danny Leiner retrospective rather unique -- unless someone discovers that Claude Lanzmann directed this gem.

The Real Deal and the New Pope (aka Benny Pisshitspitnfuck)

A great piece by Bob Herbert on FDR's "Second Bill of Rights" (also the subject of a book by UofC's Cass Sunstein).

Other than Thomas Frank, George Lakoff offers the most insightful analysis of social/political polarization in the U.S. -- not Red vs. Blue, but Strict Father vs. Nurturant Parent, where the key distinction lies in liberals' notion of

Morality as Empathy: Empathy itself is understood metaphorically as feeling what another person feels. We can see this in the language of empathy: I know what it is like to be in your shoes. I know how you feel. I feel for you. To conceptualize moral action as empathic action is more than just abiding by the Golden Rule, to do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The Golden Rule does not take into account that others may have different values than you do. Taking morality as empathy requires basing your actions on their values, not yours. This requires a reformulation of the Golden Rule: Do unto others as they would have you do unto them.
***
...conservatives also see morality as empathy and nurturance, but they assign a lower priority to them than liberals do. The result is that nurturance and empathy come to mean something different to conservatives than to liberals. In conservatism, moral nurturance is subservient to moral strength. Thus, moral nurturance for a conservative is the nurturance to be morally strong. For conservatives, moral empathy is subservient to moral strength, which posits a primary good-evil distinction. That distinction forbids conservatives from empathizing with people they consider evil, and so empathy becomes empathy with those who share their values.
***
...[L]iberals too have the metaphor of Moral Strength, but it is in the service of empathy and nurturance. The point of moral strength for liberals is to fight intolerance and inhumanity to others and to stand up for social responsibility.
***
Strict Father morality allows one to impose experiential harm on others in the name of the abstract metaphorical principle that Morality is Strength. In short, strict father morality allows you to hurt people in the name of morality. That violates experiential morality, which is the foundation of every abstract moral system. *** [T]he foundational and empirical pathologies in strict father morality, and, hence, in conservatism, are inherent and cannot be remedied. They make strict father morality an inherently pathological moral system.

His book Moral Politics elaborates on these ideas (though I haven't read it yet). Beyond the religionists who continue to subjugate their entire lives to The Good Book, what is perhaps more problematic is the fact that the political economy infrastructure built by the strict father system (e.g., capitalist oligarchy) continues to be supported by so many people for whom religionist dogma is not the determinative Word. It's like a disease where the virus ("God") has been destroyed, yet the symptoms persist. It may just be too early in the post-telescope/microscope era to expect a full recovery.
"One must choose between God and Man, and all 'radicals' and 'progressives,' from the mildest liberal to the most extreme anarchist, have in effect chosen Man."
-- George Orwell
Speaking of Strict Fathers, it's genuinely disturbing to see and hear the reports about the choice of the new #1 Catholic (aka Old Guy in Silly Outfit): A local news report interviewed a grade school kid who said, "Since I'm a Catholic, it's really exciting to hear they chose a new pope." A 10-year-old says he "is a Catholic"?!?! This is how religionists manufacture demand for their commodities of fear and ignorance -- get 'em while they're young.
"Although the notion of one god may give comfort to those in need of a daddy, it reminds the rest of us that the totalitarian society is grounded upon the concept of God the father. One paternal god, one paternal leader. Authority is absolute."
-- Gore Vidal
Of course religionism has consequences beyond its psychic abuse of the pious and their offspring: Religionism and capitalism feed off each other, perpetuating the "Strict Father" model of oppressive patriarchy, so well exemplified by the late Pope JPII:
His commitment to the patriarchy was total. Not only would the church continue to be completely male dominated, but challenges to the patriarchal family like a woman’s right to choose when and if to have a child—including both contraception and abortion—as well as the right of lesbians and gays to same-sex relationships were to be condemned.
Terry Eagleton was dead-on about Karol Wojtyla:
The greatest crime of his papacy, however, was neither his part in [the child molestation] cover up nor his neanderthal attitude to women. It was the grotesque irony by which the Vatican condemned - as a "culture of death" - condoms, which might have saved countless Catholics in the developing world from an agonising AIDS death. The Pope goes to his eternal reward with those deaths on his hands.
The new guy appears to share JPII's opposition to the "liberation theology" movement that has preached the social gospel and worked for social justice in Latin America.

Pipecock Jackxon's take on these pious patriarchs:
Tic tic toe. Big Ben de time clock is my headmaster. Together we interpretate disaster for the popes, de deacons, and de pastor, for all who don't piss, shit and poop, and spit and fuck (makin' love like it is), hold up them hand and God will strike them with lightning, 'cause He know that they will be committing a sin, that their grandfather and grandmother did in the beginning, tempted by sin.
As George Bernard Shaw said, "Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"

Speaking of patriarchy, invisible guiding forces, and oligarchical imperialism, Mike Wallace (not the "60 Minutes" guy) wrote an interesting review of a book by Steve Fraser, Every Man a Speculator: A History of Wall Street in American Life. Seems like a timely read, given the attempt to destroy, via crisis-mongering, the most successful social welfare program in history:
...there must be many Americans who see the privatizers' ugly effort to divide children from parents for what it is--a menace to contemporary family values. Most people know full well that Social Security has not only been a lifesaver for the old but has provided a measure of independence to the young, shifting some of the burden of caring for aged parents to the country's broad collective shoulders. *** [Fraser's] sweeping historical reconstruction is a powerful reminder that our current economic arrangements are the product of centuries of debate and struggle, not the inevitable legacy of invisible "market forces."
No, those forces are not invisible -- they're very much corporeal. This NYT Magazine piece lifts some rocks to shine the light on the radical anti-democratic ideologues taking over the federal judiciary, including some candidates for the Supreme Court who make Tony Scalia look like a moderate.
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
How 'bout some good news, for a change:
-- Maryland Stands Up to Wal-Mart
-- Union Blues Lift in Chicago
-- Bush Admits Errors, Reaches Out to Global Community... well, maybe not.
"What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause, but what they say about their opponents."
-- Robert F. Kennedy
And, oh yeah, Americans are still killing and being killed in Iraq for no good reason -- especially not the hollow excuse, perpetuated in the military-industrial media, that the U.S. military is there to protect Iraqi civilians from insurgents:
attacks on military occupying forces, and by extension mostly US military forces, accounts for 75% of all attacks. Meanwhile, civilian targets comprise a mere 4.1% of attacks. This reality is at striking odds with the general picture painted in the press of a narcissistic, mindless and sinister insurgency simply bent on chaos and destruction.
Maybe Robert Wilson has a better explanation than George Lakoff for all of this retrograde, destructive behavior:
The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.
The sun may be shining and the air may be warming, but these are dark days indeed. Forecast: mostly fucked.
"The less reasonable a cult is, the more men seek to establish it by force."
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

"The tyranny of a prince in an oligarchy is not so dangerous to public welfare as the apathy of a citizen in a democracy."
-- Baron De Montesquieu

"When one man is dying of hunger near another who is ill of surfeit, he cannot resign himself to this difference unless there is an authority which declares, 'God wills it thus.' Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."
-- Napoleon Bonapart

Friday, April 15, 2005

Best Video Ever: contestant #2

Can you guess which decade this video comes from?
I like how he seems to pull the microphone out of his ass.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Best Video Ever

Just when you thought it was impossible to love Björk even more, here comes the video for "Triumph of a Heart"

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

The Crackers

funny

Derek vs Ella

the meeting that never was

Recent reading

Thom Hartmann on fascism, then and now:

Today, as we face financial and political crises, it's useful to remember that the ravages of the Great Depression hit Germany and the United States alike. Through the 1930s, however, Hitler and Roosevelt chose very different courses to bring their nations back to power and prosperity.

Germany's response was to use government to empower corporations and reward the society's richest individuals, privatize much of the commons, stifle dissent, strip people of constitutional rights, bust up unions, and create an illusion of prosperity through government debt and continual and ever-expanding war spending.

America passed minimum wage laws to raise the middle class, enforced anti-trust laws to diminish the power of corporations, increased taxes on corporations and the wealthiest individuals, created Social Security, and became the employer of last resort through programs to build national infrastructure, promote the arts, and replant forests.

Lee Drutman & Charlie Cray:

A consequence of the hyper-commercialization of our culture is that instead of organizing collectively, we often buy into the market-based ideology of individual choice and responsibility and assume that we can change the world by changing our personal habits of consumption. ***
The personal choices we make are important. But we shouldn’t assume that’s the best we can do. We need to understand that it can’t truly be a matter of choice until we get some more say in what our choices are. True power still resides in the ability to write, enforce and judge the laws of the land, no matter what the corporations and their personal-choice, market-centered view of the world instruct us to believe.

plus: Paul Krugman on Social Security and healthcare, and the Phillip Longman article he refers to; an important supplement is Joanne Laurier's article on the drug industry -- it fills in the gaping holes in mainstream news reports about healthcare costs ("prescription drugs will be the fastest-growing sector of the health care industry, accounting for 14.5 percent of all health spending in 2014, up from 11 percent last year" -- numbers merely reported without answering the question Why?).
"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
--Hunter S. Thompson

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Ol' Dirty Dmitri

Several weeks ago I opened the case of my copy of Shostakovich's string quartets to find disc #1 missing.
I found it yesterday, in the sleeve of my Ol' Dirty Bastard's greatest hits CD.
I must've been in an eclectic mood that day.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Beyond Meaning

I had purchased a used copy of David Bordwell's Ozu and the Poetics of Cinema a while ago and it sat on my bookshelf unread as I waited for an opportunity to actually see a few Ozu films. One could not ask for much more than the 25-film Ozu Yasujiro retrospective currently in progress at the Film Center, so I cracked open the Bordwell book -- and it is a revelation. Beyond offering vivid, eye-opening analyses of Ozu's formal strategies, Bordwell provides some cogent arguments against prevailing modes of art criticism. If I had to boil his argument down to a single sentence, it would be: Art criticism should be less concerned with what a work means, and more about what it does.

Bordwell defends his historical poetics model by arguing that a film should not be treated as a "text" to be "read," but as
an artifact to be used by the spectator to produce certain effects, of which 'meaning' in its most elevated sense (themes, implicit messages) is only one. The work prompts a range of perceptual, emotional, and cognitive effects -- guidance of attention, establishment of expectations, thwarting of hypotheses, retroactive reconsideration of information -- which are essential to the work's uniqueness.
Bordwell's approach contrasts with critical models based in semiotic or thematic analysis, hermeneutical models which attempt to reveal a work's message or meaning. Such models, he astutely observes, take an "atomistic and vague approach to style" and thereby "refuse the art work its full range of stylistic novelty and power." In other words, in the endless process of interpretation and exegesis, the experience(s) of encountering and engaging with the art work is overlooked.

Of course the preoccupation with meaning is not confined to film or art criticism. It's symptomatic of antiquated religionist ideologies, of a world in which texts written centuries ago are still valued despite their irrelevance to contemporary understandings of the world and its various phenomena. Many keep trying to find ways of reconstructing and refurbishing the House of Meaning instead of razing it and enjoying the unobstructed view.
"I don't think we're here for anything, we're just products of evolution. You can say, 'Gee, your life must be pretty bleak if you don't think there's a purpose,' but I'm anticipating a good lunch."
-- James D. Watson

"People say that what we are all seeking is a meaning for life. I don't think that's what we're really seeking. I think that what we're seeking is an experience of being alive...."
-- Joseph Campbell
For Susan Sontag (1933-2004).
"The aim of all commentary on art now should be to make works of art - and, by analogy, our own experience - more, rather than less, real to us. The function of criticism should be to show how it is what it is, even that it is what it is, rather than to show what it means."
--
Susan Sontag, "Against Interpretation" (1964)

Friday, January 07, 2005

On Time & In Time (in Jive & in Fudd)

This is really ridiculous but pretty funny.
Below are two results of translating part of my previous post through The Dialectizer:

(1) English-to-Jive:

Jedidiah Woodcock writin' on "Th' Tyranny of th' Clock" provides an impo'tant note on th' political economah of mechanical time:
Modern, Western man [] lives in a wo'ld which runs acco'din' t'th' mechanical an' mathematical symbols of clock time. Th' clock dickates his movements an' inhibits his ackshuns. Th' clock turns time fum a process of nature into a commodity thet kin be measured an' bought an' sold like soap o' sultanas. An' on account o', wifout some means of exack time keepin', indestrial capitalism c'd nevah haf developed an' c'd not corntinue t'sploit th' wawkers, th' clock represents an element of mechanical tyranny in th' lives of modern min mo'e potent than enny indivijool sploiter o' enny other machine.
***
Th' problem of th' clock is, in juneral, similar t'thet of th' machine. Mechanical time is valuable as a means of co-o'dinashun of ackivities in a highly developed society, jest as th' machine is valuable as a means of reducin' unnecessary labour t'th' minimum, dawgone it. Both is valuable fo' th' contribushun they make t'th' smooth runnin' of society, an' sh'd be used insofar as they assist min to co-operate efficiently an' t'eliminate monotonous toil an' social cornfushun. But neifer sh'd be allered t'dominate mens lives as they does today.

Now th' movement of th' clock sets th' tempo men's lives - they become th' servant of th' concepp of time which they themselves haf made, an' is held in fear, like Ole Man Frankenstein by his own monster. In a sane an' free society sech an arbitrary dominashun of man's funckshuns by eifer clock o' machine'd obviously be outta th' quesshun. Th' dominashun of man by th' creashun of man is even mo'e ridiculous than th' dominashun of man by man, as enny fool kin plainly see. Mechanical time'd be relegated t'its true funckshun of a means of reference an' co-o'dinashun, an' min w'd return agin t'a balance view of life no longer dominated by th' wo'ship of th' clock. Shet mah mouth! Complete liberty implies freedom fum th' tyranny of abstrackshuns as fine as fum th' rule of men, as enny fool kin plainly see.


(2) English-to-Elmer Fudd:

Geowge Woodcock wwiting on "De Tywanny of the Cwock" pwovides an impowtant note on the powiticaw economy of mechanicaw time:
Modewn, Westewn man [] wives in a wowwd which wuns accowding to the mechanicaw and mathematicaw symbows of cwock time. De cwock dictates his movements and inhibits his actions. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De cwock tuwns time fwom a pwocess of natuwe into a commodity that can be measuwed and bought and sowd wike soap ow suwtanas. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! And because, without some means of exact time keeping, industwiaw capitawism couwd nevew have devewoped and couwd not continue to expwoit the wowkews, the cwock wepwesents an ewement of mechanicaw tywanny in the wives of modewn men mowe potent than any individuaw expwoitew ow any othew machine.
***
De pwobwem of the cwock is, in genewaw, simiwaw to that of the machine. Mechanicaw time is vawuabwe as a means of co-owdination of activities in a highwy devewoped society, just as the machine is vawuabwe as a means of weducing unnecessawy wabouw to the minimum. Bof awe vawuabwe fow the contwibution they make to the smoof wunning of society, and shouwd be used insofaw as they assist men to co-opewate efficientwy and to ewiminate monotonous toiw and sociaw confusion, uh-hah-hah-hah. But neithew shouwd be awwowed to dominate mens wives as they do today.

Now the movement of the cwock sets the tempo men's wives - they become the sewvant of the concept of time which they themsewves have made, and awe hewd in feaw, wike Fwankenstein by his own monstew. In a sane and fwee society such an awbitwawy domination of man's functions by eithew cwock ow machine wouwd obviouswy be out of the qwestion, uh-hah-hah-hah. De domination of man by the cweation of man is even mowe widicuwous than the domination of man by man, uh-hah-hah-hah. Mechanicaw time wouwd be wewegated to its twue function of a means of wefewence and co-owdination, and men wouwd wetuwn again to a bawance view of wife no wongew dominated by the wowship of the cwock. Compwete wibewty impwies fweedom fwom the tywanny of abstwactions as weww as fwom the wuwe of men, uh-hah-hah-hah.

I like how "life" becomes "wife" :)
ow wather, I wike how "wife" becomes "wife"
Oh, dat scwewy anawchist!